Joke - BE CAREFUL WHILE SENDING A MAIL

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.

However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile,

somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,

Expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife
Subject: I've just reached
Date: 13th Oct 2006

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was..!

Joke - Attendance in Class

Attendence..............


Pappu

Yes, Sir.

Bablu

Yes, Sir.

Tinku

Yes, Sir

Ullu

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Ullu

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Ullu

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Batton dabana band kar, teri baari hai.

attendence lagwa.